Towel

A simple, voiced user of Coldstorm. First joined on October 13th 2011 and still active on the main chat.

Behavior
Tends to stay quiet most of the time and tries to read most of the chat. Doesn't capitalize or punctuate a majority of the time when talking. Clicks on almost any image link posted no matter what is said about it or what people say about it afterwards. Is generally HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE - DO NOT APPROACH.

Controversy
He's just a regular Towel. How he is able to type is a mystery to biologists everywhere and is a very hot topic at multiple Universities. A scholar once remarked "It's just a towel, I don't get what all the fuss is about".

Trivia

 * His BIOS doesn't work
 * Originally went by the name Bobithan
 * Occasionally goes by Towwl on other websites
 * Never got doxxed by angry Wikipedia admins